Tranquil Horizons
Wednesday, September 29th, 2004Today I scheduled a massage! This is very exciting to me, especially now that I am starting to feel like quite the massage therapy expert, what with helping market Massage Therapy textbooks and references for a living. I scheduled the basic “beginners” massage, although one day I’m springing for one of the really cool ones, like where 10 shower heads massage your back.
If it were up to me, I’d make Dan go back to school for two things: To learn to cut hair and to give massages. What a great partner I’d have! My hair would always look perfect and my muscles would always be relaxed. There would be a largely noticeable difference in my whole demeanor. But for some reason he’s just not going for it. I’m not giving up, though.
P.S. My neighbor Karen apparently paid her eviction bills of over $4000 because the “see you next Tuesday” is still here. Jerks.