Tapioca Dance

Here’s a nightmare I had:

I was at the grocery store buying ice cream for a dinner party. I wanted to get a small thing of vanilla for a fruit cobbler, and then a fun one to have on its own. When I got to the frozen food section, I saw someone that I knew, but didn’t really like. He asked what I was doing, so I said I was getting ice cream. Did he have any suggestions?

The man suggested a new Ben & Jerry’s flavor that had chocolate cake, chocolate ganache, and a thick whipped cream blended with a cheesecake ice cream (it doesn’t really exist…yet). I said oooh that sounds good. He said he’s always wanted to try it, so I offered him a bite while I was checking out. By the time I finished paying…he had eaten ALL of the ice cream!

I woke up in a cold sweat.